Floor coverings on the wall.
Wall paintings on the floor.
Tablecloths on the beds.
Bedsheets on the table.
Shower curtains on the roll.
Toilet paper in the shower.
Dishes in the linen closet.
Linen on the stove.
Television on the toilet.
The toilet on the tube.
Paper towels in the drawers.
Clothes up in the kitchen.
So as these words are much misplaced,
So are my thoughts of the world.
Do you think I really care?
Well, of course, you know the answer.

Written by Gail Brookshire